Bass Clarinet
awsome saxophone looking instrument. way beter than regular clarinet because of low eflat
b-ss clarinet is pimp
100 million times better than the clarinet. looks like a saxaphone, but better. a heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.
boy 1: i play the b-ss clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your’e gay
the b-ss clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. it’s shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. it has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then soprano clarinet
my b-ss clarinet could beat up mike tyson
the best d-mn instrument in the whole band. way better than a clarinet. usually plays the same music as the tubas.
woah, i really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the b-ss clarinet.
an instrument descended from heaven. forged by g-d himself in the fires of mt. buffet with wood taken from the trees of the garden of eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. in the hands of an expert, the b-ss clarinet’s power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.
a holy weapon of m-ss destruction. we call it- the b-ss clarinet.
it’s like a clarinet and saxaphone put together. it is 900 decatrillion times better than a ordinary soprano clarinet (the most common clarinet, the one you start off with before the b-ss). the b-ss clarinet is ballin. freakin wayyy better. i don’t know you, but some people that are insane about it say it’s “the s-xiest instrument ever!”. i’d say it is the s-xiest instrument too because of it’s elegent design.
it also has a beastly sound dude. no kidding man. the b-ss clarinet is the beast overall!
the clarinet is bull. it’s too old school. not enough “manlyness”.
a b-ss clarinet is a musical instrument. for the uninitiated, a b-ss clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it’s shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.
boy 1: did you hear that cow?
boy 2: that’s actually a recording of my b-ss clarinet recital.
boy 1: great… um… i think i hear my mom calling…
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