bass sax
the second to lowest sax. its the most awsome (right next to bari) to bad you can’t play it if your under 5 feet tall 🙂
person:what saxaphone do you want to play?
elf: the awsomous b-ss sax
person: sorry you must be 5 feet tall or have a lot of phonebooks
elf: (really mad)
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