Bass Sax Player
b-ss saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. they are typically seen in string bands composed of woodwinds and strings, saxophone ensembles and in rare cases wind ensembles/concert bands. b-ss sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. the powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true manly men use neck straps. there is always a need for b-ss saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. typically used to replace the b-ss clarinet player. b-ss sax players are always known for their m-ssive p-n-s and s-xual prowess.
director: i can never hear all 5 b-ss clarinets at measure 54.
alto sax player: if we had 1 b-ss sax player, we could replace all 5 b-ss clarinets!
director: what a beastly instrument, and so masculine.
b-ss sax player: sup ladies
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