bassoon fingers
long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a b-ssoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.
with these long b-ssoon fingers of mine, it’s easier for me to get on the internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.
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