Bastard Bags
otherwise known as ‘glad fold-top bags’, b-st-rd bags are complete b-st-rds. they will open up and screw you over at every possible time.
i tossed my friend a bag of cheez-itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, i remembered it was a b-st-rd bag. it opened in mid-air and i had to sweep up all the cheez-itz. f-cking b-st-rd bags.
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