bastard fart
simply a fart with two tablespoons of sh-t contained within it.
“i farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a b-st-rd fart.”
a b-st-rd fart is when a lady quiefs, and a c-m bubble comes out.
she was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a b-st-rd fart.
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