Bastard Magnet
an individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
jim : “jesus ted, that’s the fourth girlfriend with a criminal record…”
ted: “i know, i don’t understand why i end up with them.”
jim: “dude, i think you might be a b-st-rd magnet.”
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