Bastard Shower
similar to the traditional ‘baby shower’, a b-st-rd shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
did you hear karen got knocked up? her b-st-rd shower is on friday.
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