Baste

a big man/woman that is capable of crushing and/or eating you.
andy carroll is some baste
to baste: the act or practice basting. one must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by -j-c-l-t-ng in, on, or around her eyes. when she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) “basted b-tch!!!” at which point you slap her across the face. job well done.
example 1: your lady has refused to perform any form of s-xual act, and it’s time she learned her lesson; baste the sh-t out of her.

example 2: man, last night was awesome, i totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
similar to ‘fry’

to completely and utterly humiliate someone by insulting them.
guy 1- (insert insult here about guy 2 and his mom)

guy 2- -shakes his head- whatever dude

guy 3- ooo boy,.. baste! fo real doe, he just basted the mess outta ya!
to artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).
“wow! did you hear about that chick who got basted by clay aiken?”
any situation in which a person recieves an item that they didn’t want, but are forced to deal with. there are several varieties.
it originated from members of swbgs dropping expensive and/or unwanted items onto unsuspecting victims shopping at supermarket checkouts.
atm basting: when someone is withdrawing cash from an atm, pressing the £200 b-tton.

supermarket basting: when someone leaves an inappropriate item on someones shopping at a supermarket checkout.

eg, “you wanna baste that guy with these scottish biscuits?”
another word for cooler. a case to keep things cool.
a water cooler. (baste)
an opptional forth person in a spit roast :see spit roast
i basted the spit roast last night with my fresh dairy produce