Bat Hook


the act of placing velcro on one’s p-n-s and having s-x with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. much in the same way batman’s grappling hook works.
matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today

joe- sweet man what happened?

matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that sh-t.

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