Bat Tuck
the bat tuck is when you pull your t-st-cl-s over your p-n-s(stretching them like a batwing, hence the name) over the tip of the flaccid p-n-s, this anchors your t-st-cl-s to your body, avoiding the irritation of perspiring t-st-cl-s, itchy t-st-cl-s, etc. or at least avoiding the the most intense effects of leaving your t-st-cl-s in their normal position.
i did the bat tuck so that i could sleep. it was so humid last night, and i really need to shave.
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