batage
bat tales. bats tell tales, or telltales of bats. a witty satirical joke relayed from a bats point of view. the wisdom of bats.
here’s an example of batage. there are two bats hanging at the tree. one says to the other, “do you know what i fear most about old age?” the other says, “no, what?” the other replies, “incontinence!”
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