Bate-the-wife


a noxious c-cktail, consumed by neds, chavs or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in counties armagh, down, and antrim in ireland, and parts of western scotland. made by mixing cheap strong cider and buckfast tonic wine (aka coatsbridge table wine)
a: shoulda seen the state of that w-nker kevin at the weekend.
b: what happened?
a: the buck eejit floored a bottle of bate-the-wife, and then f-cked a brick through the window of the police station

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