Bathing Your Grandmother
blogging.
people who don’t know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. tis funny.
hey
h-llo!
what’s up?
bathing your grandmother.
oh, what about?
the strangest thing happened today! i just had to write about it!
i am bathing your grandmother right now.
… no. stop. please. why did you even bother telling me this?! i never asked to know! meh.
(this person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
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