bathroom

for men a bathroom is a place to p-ss, sh-t, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

for women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

for many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
steve: oh f-ck, i feel terrible, i can’t tell if i’m goin to sh-t or vomit.
jeff: whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

(c)2005

(c)2005
what americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
john went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in america.
a nice place to have s-x specially under the shower.
mayne it ws fun f-cking dat b-tch in d bathroom.
what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.
dude 1: “may i have the bathroom p-ss?”

teacher: “yes u may”

dude 1: “dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom”

dude 2: “so ill make sure my phone is on, right?”

dude 1: “ya pretty much”
it’s where all the d-cks hang out
guy 1 – hey i’ll be back in a sec, i have to use the bathroom.

guy 2 – use caution, i hear it’s where all the d-cks hang out.
the bathroom is a magical place where many different things can happen. the original use is obviously to take a bath (look at the word, dumb-ss), and to take a cr-p or pee. but many other things can happen in the bathroom nowadays, such as listening to music, throwing a party, studying, reading, eating (yep, that’s right, eating), going on your laptop, your ipod, your iphone, or even hanging out with your friends. the bathroom is the room where the most things can happen, and therefore is the greatest room.
“hey, what’s you’re favorite room in your house?”

“the bathroom, of course”
a placer where you take a sh-t, pee, vomit, jerk off, and all that sh-t
oh sh-t im h-rny let me take some lube and this p-rn mag

i gotta take a sh-t, can you say bathroom.

sh-t dude, don’t pee on the bush go to the bathroom

sh-t dude you drank a 5th of vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom

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