bathroom bluff


the act of a dude walking up to a urinal and before he starts peeing someone goes to the urinal next to him and without even taking a leak you zip up, wash your hands and leave the restroom all while still having to wizz.
“hey dude ,can you pull over i gotta take a leak?”

“i thought you went at the airport?”
“nah, i bathroom bluffed when this huge buff guy walked up beside me to take a leak.”

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