Bathroom Surgery
to preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.
person 1: “how’d your foot surgery go?”
person 2: “i didnt go, to save money i just cut my foot open”
person 1: “ahh.. good old bathroom surgery”
“lets take him to the hospital!”
“no, we can do it ourselves”
“hes got a bulllet wound to the face”
” we can handle it ourselves”
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