bathroomly duties
a more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.
chauncey throckmorton:
i must say, my dear douchington, that i partook of a good deal of those white castle “sliders” whilst visiting the united states. while i confess the taste was quite delightful, i was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, i realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
winston douchington:
oh dear, my good throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
chauncey throckmorton:
well, douchington, i suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the d-mned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
winston douchington:
ah, but of course, my good throckmorton. but of course!
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