batista

a man whose weight is always changing from the view of j.r.
(armageddon)j.r.: batista is 275 pounds

(royal rumble) j.r.:batista is 310 pounds

(one nite on raw) j.r.: batista is 320 pounds
a wwe wrestler, part of the group of ‘evolution’. nicknamed as ‘the animal’, this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. teaming up with ric flair and/or triple h, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, batista will be sure to be an advantage.
“what a m-ssive powerslam by batista.”
“what an animal!”
wwe wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.recently became world tag team champion at armageddon with ric flair defeating the dudley boyz.
“and the new tag team champion,batista and ric flair,evolution
one of the most overrated peices of cr-p wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. a real cl-ss act. he even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. if you don’t respect the business that made you, get the f-ck out.

he also can’t go through a single match without getting injured, botching (f-cking up) a move, or both.

botchtista is one of the reasons why wwe sucks today, and is also a reminder that the wwe has not created any new longterm main eventers since 2005.

the guy has his head so far up triple h’s -ss, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what “the game” eats for breakfast every morning.
jim: how did you like the batista match last night?

scott: not at all, i don’t like the roided up move botching injury pr-ne douchebag roid monkey

jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

scott: yes, just a dumb mark sheep

jim: as much as john cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
batista is the former world heavyweight champion. injury caused him to vacate the t-tle in january. used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. his mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (involving eddie guerrero and more recently, melina) were comedy gold. former member of evolution, and hhh’s lackey, batista beat trips at wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the cr-ppest matches on the card. worked much better on smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.the only thing i despise about him is that ridiculous ‘hulk hogan’ style ‘hulking up’thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. i mean…why?
‘this horse batista!!’-j.r

‘yeah…i’m feeling good and ready to go! -hears a tear- holy cr-p! my quads torn again! and my back!–batista
a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people
oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!
the current world heavyweight champion of the wwe. he has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. bound to be a much better champion than randy orton.

if anyone thinks his move to smackdown! will be bad, like i did, just remember: soon he’ll beat the ever-loving sh-t out of jbl, g-d willing.
wrestlemania xxi: defeated triple h for the world heavyweight championship.
backlash: retained his world heavyweight championship from triple h.
vengeance: yet again, retained his world heavyweight championship from triple h in a h-ll in the cell.

batista’s on a roll!!