Batista Bomb


one of the lesser known s-xual taboos. practiced mainly in zambia, it consists of “dropping a deuce” into your partners mouth. next, the “bomber” gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. finally, party a punches the victim repeatedly until they:
a) swallow the feces, and/or
b) p-ss out.

a common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a “brooklyn bomb” as a “batista bomb.” this has been acknowledged by the pair, michael cole and john bradshaw layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.
krystal and i had two hours till work, so i gave her a batista bomb

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