Batister
when somebody who is completely stuck up and sn-bby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. they will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; the word can be used in past tense such as she batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to batista the speech
crowd talking while the batister is talking
batister: ill wait….
guy #1: what a stuck up rude person
gut #2 yeah shes such a batista
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