Batman (1989 film)
batman is a 1989 american superhero film directed by tim burton. based on the dc comics character of the same name, the film stars michael keaton in the t-tle role, as well as jack nicholson, kim basinger, robert wuhl, michael gough, pat hingle, billy dee williams, and jack palance. the film, in which batman deals with the rise of a costumed criminal known as “the joker”, was the first installment of warner bros.’ initial batman film series.
batman (1989 film):
(batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building)
nic: don’t kill me! don’t kill me, man! don’t kill me! don’t kill me, man!
batman: i’m not going to kill you. i want you to do me a favor. i want you to tell all your friends about me.
nic: what are you?
batman: i’m batman.
(jack napier is confronted with batman for the first time)
jack napier: nice outfit!
the joker: i have given a name to my pain, and it is batman.
the joker: never rub another man’s rhubarb.
the joker: tell me something, my friend. you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
bruce wayne: what?
the joker: i always ask that of all my prey. i just… like the sound of it.
(shoots him)
the joker: have you shipped a million of those things?
scientist at axis chemicals: yes sir!
the joker: ship ’em all! we’re gonna take ’em out a whole new door!
the joker: and now, folks, it’s time for “who do you trust!” hubba, hubba, hubba! money, money, money! who do you trust? me? i’m giving away free money. and where is the batman? he’s at home washing his tights!
(the batwing is flying at the joker)
the joker: come on, you gruesome son of a b-tch! come to me. ha ha ha ha ha ha! come on!
batman: i’m going to kill you!
the joker: you idiot! you made me. remember? you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. that wasn’t easy to get over, and don’t think that i didn’t try.
batman: i know you did.
(punches him again)
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