Batman Hotline
it’s the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the omegle online chat website. some say it’s not even answered by the caped crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.
you: h-llo, you’ve reached the batman hotline…
stranger: oh h-llo. may i please speak with batman?
you: speaking duh, thats why its called the batman hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.
you: h-llo, you’ve reached the batman hotline…
stranger: f-cking sweet!
you: erm…
stranger: h-llo batman hotline.
stranger: i was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the batmobile.
stranger: you ran over my baby.
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