batman sex
a type of s-x role-play style invented in poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her…or not, and then they engage in intercourse.
this was brought to media attention when one polish couple attempted this and failed. the woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and p-ssed out. the woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and batman p-ssed out on the floor).
fire department: what is going on here?!
woman: help! we were having batman s-x and batman hit his head and p-ssed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
fire department: … lol!
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