Batmanning

sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else’s feelings.
in order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.
hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles
r-t-rd: “i’m going to take a pic of me planking!”

bad -ss: “planking is for p-ss-es, i’m batmanning”
the act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. to block the wind from blowing out a lighter. opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.
person 1: “the d-mn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. i can’t even smoke!”
person 2: “here man let me batman you, just don’t light me on fire”

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person 1: “the wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns batmanning eachother to toke”
person 2: “batmanning? what’s that?”
person 1: “they just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light”
the act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. applies only to a single person, not a group of people.
danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

jim was being really weird last night. he just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what’s up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that’s what’s up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

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h-llo?

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8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what’s up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!