Batnap

the act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. it is a play on the term ‘catnap.’
batman: after a long day of crime fighting, i enjoy a good batnap.
a long nap one takes in the middle of the afternoon, almost like a vampire sleeping during the daytime
mortal: “why didn’t you answer my call. i called you at, like 3 o’clock.”

bat napper: “i was taking a bat nap.”
to take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.
“i’m going to go see joesph d’angeli later, so i need a bat-nap before we go.”
the process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to -rg-sm. performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.
“can’t wait to get home from work and have a batnap!”

john: “where the f-ck is harry?”

d-ck: “it’s 4:45, he’s probably got a belly b-tton full of his own c-m, p-ssed out on his couch with some b grade p-rno blaring in the background”

john: “true, that dirty b-st-rd loves having a batnap.”
taking a nap while hanging upside down naked and p–ping on your own face.
while hanging from the jungle-jim i took a bat nap.
instead of doing pull-ups i took a bat nap from the bar.
i feel utterly refreshed after a nice long bat nap.
i didn’t have time to take a shower after my bat nap so i just went straight to the office.
after taking a bat nap at my friends house i blamed it on the dog.
bat naps are all the rage in canada.
celine dion takes a bat nap before performing every night.