batrix


the matrix-like way someone -ssembles pieces of bacon for meal reasons. a weave might be in order, for example, instead of just laying the strips flat. the batrix -ssures even distribution of bacon strips on your english m-ffin breakfast sandwich, b.l.t., etc.
genvieve: can you make me a b.l.t.?

judy: sure thing!

genvieve: i’ll watch.

-a moment or two later-

genvieve: whoa. you totally blew my mind with your batrix -ssembly.
1 more definition
a word to describe someone who is gay.
“sh-t man….that bloke is going on like a batrix!”

“yep, he’s a batrix for sure.”

“nah im not going down there, its full of batrix!”

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