battended
to be taken advantage of by a h-m-s-xual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.
“something doesn’t feel right – oh sh-t i think i’ve been battended!!”
“i was so out of it last night i could’ve been battended and not notice!”
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1.continual unnecessary reiteration of the same words, phrases, or ideas. 2.a needless repet-tion of words in speaking or writing. 3.a rhetorical term for needless and tiresome repet-tion in speaking or writing. his writing suffers from ornate description and battology, but hidden beneath all that he’s got a valid point.
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to continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn’t going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow. dude: i was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
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