battended


to be taken advantage of by a h-m-s-xual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.
“something doesn’t feel right – oh sh-t i think i’ve been battended!!”

“i was so out of it last night i could’ve been battended and not notice!”

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