batterwitch


word used by john egbert in the webcomic homestuck (written by andrew hussie).

is used to describe betty crocker in a hateful manner.
john: the heinous batterwitch has her gnarled claws in everything.

what do gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

how does this make sense???

why????

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????

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