battle cricket


usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. so much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.
person 1: “man, i cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, i dont even know how she got my number.”

person 2: “yeah man she is a swamp donkey, -ss trollop. thats why i gave her your number instead of mine.”

person 1: “gooch tickler!”
battle cricket. nasty -ss girl from battle creek, mi. usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.
lizard. “d-mn bro you see that fine -ss girl i was talking to?”

slick. ” aww d-mn primo, she ain’t fine. that’s just another battle cricket. better watch your sh-t around her “. battle creek

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