Battle Ground Cinema Asshole
when you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. then some -sshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says “put ‘er in boys”. this man usually has a beard and drives a little volkswagen bug that is way to small for him.
“uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, some battle ground cinema -sshole took all our stuff.”
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