battle of the bulge
the last major offensive of the german ss takeing place in the ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st airborne division near the town of bastonge and where anthony mcaliff made his famous remark of “nuts,” also this is where the waffen ss killed many american prisonors.
german soldier, “surrender”
mcaluff “nuts”
mcaluff’s fanous response at the battle of the bulge
the continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.
i’m 10 kilos overweight – i have an ongoing battle of the bulge.
when one’s trouser’s surface rises above “sea level”.
the result of one’s s-xual arousal.
little did i know it, but he was experiencing a battle of the bulge as he looked me over.
the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a wwii battle)
this time i am winning the battle of the bulge.
when you are in cl-ss or another public place and a s-xually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embar-ssment
i was in cl-ss today when mich-lle walked by in her short shorts. it was the battle of the bulge, big time.
aka “ardennes offensive”
deviant s-xual manoeuvre #26
this is when you are f-cking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. then you withdraw entirely and replace your p-n-s with quick vigorous fisting
“last night i gave her the old “battle of the bulge”
when a stereotypially ’emo’ male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.
you emo pr-ck; i’m tired of your continuous battle of the bulge with your d-mn emo (wo)man-jeans.
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