Battle Owl


a mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

there are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
wtffffffffffff my cat!?!?!?!

battle owlss

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