Battle Pubes
battle p-b-s: a term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one’s pubic hair. battle p-b-s specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in antic-p-tion of s-xual activity. this can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
man 1 “man, i have a date with that hot girl tonight!”
man 2 “good luck man, i hope you tap that -ss! make sure you have your battle p-b-s ready to go.”
girl 1 “this guy ate my box last night, thankfully i was ready for battle and was rockin’ my battle p-b-s.”
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