battle sacks
when a male shaves his b-lls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations
son- hey dad, i think i have battle sack from accidentally cutting my b-lls while shaving in the shower the other morning. what should i do?
dad- hey son, i’m sorry to tell you but you’re f-cked for life.
when you and your roomate are each having s-x with different women, in a different room, where each roommate tries to make the most noise.
dude, i deffinitly won battle sacks last night
a h-m-s-xual s-x game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their p-n-ses and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the h-m-s-xual s-x game the loser has to give the winner a bl-wj-b but the game can also determine who is bottom, who’s cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the “chill dudes” from the “gay f-gs”. origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.
(h-m-s-xual version)” hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!”
(hazing ritual)”the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay f-g bro”
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