battleshits

when two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the sh-t hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
“hey dan, wanna go play battle sh-ts?”
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a game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest “battle ship” noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.
“gorsh sally, you sunk my destroyer!”
where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest sh-t.
“did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?”
“no, thats just john and mike playing battlesh-ts.”
a game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud sh-ts in the toilet. the rules are simple…

1. whoever bombs the loudest sh-t, out of both of you, sinks your battle sh-t.

2. farts are included.

3. the game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest sh-t.

4. have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
guy numero uno: -bombs a garganutious piece of sh-t with a little poot at the end-

guy numero dos: dammit, you sunk my battle sh-t!
a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest sh-t. one person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons’ battlesh-t sinks.
battlesh-t can only be played in public bathroom.
the grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking sh-ts in adjacent bathroom stalls. i cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. after both combatants have finished. they must examine each other’s specimen and then procede to weigh again. the winner is the combatant who had the heaviest sh-t.

in some countries battle sh-tting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
this sunday on pay-per-view, chip brown “streaks” will square off against brian “the human corn cannery” harrell in a battle sh-ts contest for the world t-tle. 29.99.

the over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
a more appropriate name for the battleship movie
chip: hey let’s watch a movie
brad: sure, but i want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my -ss.
chip: battlesh-t it is then
brad: oh god that’s just insane
a case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.
tom had taco bell last night, he got the battlesh-ts so bad it sounded like the battle of midway in there. kept me up all night.