Baudelaire
verb –
when a man wraps his partner’s hair around his p-n-s and matsturbates; usually resulting in -rg-sm and messy hair.
derives from charles baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained s-xual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover jeanne duval.
“oh my g-d! i can’t believe you just baudelaired me!”
“i am so going to baudelaire you, you naughty little minx.”
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