baumgart
to m-st-rb-t- in cl-ss. possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs h-t your w-ng.
dude #1: did you see dave?
dude #2: no, what’d he do?
dude #1: he was baumgarting it.
dude #2: that noise was his leg hitting the table! that’s messed up…
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