Bavarian Cupcake
applies to heteros-xual and h-m-s-xual partners alike.
the standing partner leans slightly forwards. the other partner kneels behind, tonguing the b-mhole and m-ssaging the pubic region.
just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
then, they turn around to -j-c-l-t- over the mouth-poo.
the kneeler then tears a handfull of p-b-s off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-c-m cupcake.
the cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
friend #1: hey sarah.. you have terrible breath today..
friend #2: yeah sorry dude, last night i shared a bavarian cupcake with steve..
friend #1: i read about those on urban dictionary… i thought it was just a joke- how was it?
friend #2: it was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
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