baytard
1: specifically used describe online tech support who act as if they are onimpotent, but end up responding to your problems with ridiculously worthless solutions.
2: incompetent customer support staff who take an obscene amount of time to respond to your email – usually because they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.
many “too big for their own good” web sites seem to hire a lot of baytards to run their customer support department.
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a gl-sses wearing individual who spends most of their spare time in a dark, warm cubbyhole. he/she enjoys being on their own, he/she is usually anti-social and typically enjoy anti-jokes and is an overall “anti” person.
bethany: have you heard about the new kid greg?!
kimmy: yeah! i heard he’s such a dork!
bethany: yeah , he’s a total baytard !
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