baytown
a cr-ppy city east of houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.
at least you dont live in baytown
a horrible black hole of a town. it sucks you in and it is almost impossible to break it’s hold on you. it is full of worthless men and stupid women. the few good people are always trying to get out. aka dirtybay
g-d i can’t wait to get out of baytown
the ultimate low of existence
i’d rather sh-t myself than be a baytown.
baytown is a city that is on the east end of the houston, texas metropolitan area. it is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near baytown. these people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the baytown area. sometimes these people are referred to as “refinery trash.”
1. dude, lets go to baytown. we can hang out at the sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!
2. i’m glad i made it out of baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!
3. my girlfriend is special. she lives in baytown and doesn’t have a tattoo. yet.
the most magical town with good mexican food.
food, unicorns, chemicals, parks, cheap, baytown, crowded, middle cl-ss.
place where sh-t never happens
yeah i went to baytown and the sh-ts gay.
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