Be-earlied
the opposite of belated. existing or appearing before the normal or proper time.
i knew i would forget to wish him happy birthday, so i wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.
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1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a justin beiber concert. 2. what most people say when beiber’s music comes on a nearby radio. beiber, dam… turn that cr-p off! jesus!, look at that beiber dam over there at the fairgrounds.
- befur
generally, just means ‘before’ but is much easier, and funner to say. commonly said by people who are drunk and when talking about the past slur and distort ‘before’ untill it just comes out as ‘befur’. alvin: how many kids have you had? jessica: 7, i told you that 2 miniuted ago. alvin: liar! you […]
- Bekele
a tumor on the sphincter of the -n-s. my bekele is swelling. the doctor said if i don’t get this bekele removed i could die. my bekele is causing me to make -n-l seepage.
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lesbian term describing someone who is not quite butch, but not quite femme, but identifies more with butch. not to be confused with futch, another term where one doesn’t identify as either butch or femme, but relates more to being femme. bemme’s wear plaid shirts and converse, futch’s wear vests and ballet flats.
- Bendermobile
a vehicular mode of travel which is generally found in the hands of those males in posession of extraordinarily small phalli, usually in the region of 1-2 inches. in many cases, very loud music, often gangsta rap, is played out of the open window of the bendermobile. alternatively, many more subtle bendermobiles are found in […]