Be Real
being real with yourself and to all reality.
the understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
when used in a phrase, “be real”, you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. this is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
exxx. 1
girl: i can’t believe we had s-x last night…i have a bf.
guy: be real b-tch, last night you didn’t know your bf’s name.
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exxx.2
girl: what the h-ll?! you didn’t give me the $30000000 purse i wanted!!
guy: be real c-nt…you aren’t that good in bed.
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exxx.3
girl: baby, take me to that concert you’ve been talking about for months.
guy: b-tch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain’t worth it.
exxx 4:
angela: if you build this doghouse for me ill buy you katz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dillon and josh: b-tch, be real! you ain’t worth it c-nt ho b-tch sl-t….but its free food so, f-ck it!!!!
1. a phrase one uses to challenge the authenticity of an especially outrageous statement.
2. a cautionary remark, warning one to keep his/her feet grounded in reality. usually countered by “i am bein’ real!”.
random guy: dude, you suck, i could school you in bball!
lebron: be real dawg.
being real with yourself and to all reality.
the understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
when used in a phrase, “be real”, you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. this is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
exxx. 1
girl: i can’t believe we had s-x last night…i have a bf.
guy: be real b-tch, last night you didn’t know your bf’s name.
——————-
exxx.2
girl: what the h-ll?! you didn’t give me the $30000000 purse i wanted!!
guy: be real c-nt…you aren’t that good in bed.
——————
exxx.3
girl: baby, take me to that concert you’ve been talking about for months.
guy: b-tch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain’t worth it.
being real with yourself and to all reality.
the understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
when used in a phrase, “be real”, you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. this is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
exxx. 1
girl: i can’t believe we had s-x last night…i have a bf.
guy: be real b-tch, last night you didn’t know your bf’s name.
——————-
exxx.2
girl: what the h-ll?! you didn’t give me the $30000000 purse i wanted!!
guy: be real c-nt…you aren’t that good in bed.
——————
exxx.3
girl: baby, take me to that concert you’ve been talking about for months.
guy: b-tch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain’t worth it.
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exxx.4
angela: hey, build me this doghouse and i’ll take you to katz’s.
dillon & josh: be real biotch, if you were only so lucky………..pwnd.
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