beached whale couple
a couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
“man! todd and patricia are such a beached whale couple! todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! he used to be my friend!”
“friend 1: todd, why don’t you hang out with your bro’s anymore?
todd: i don’t have bro time so that i can have hoe time!
friend 1: but what about that trip we planned? and bro’s before hoes?
todd: what trip?
friend 1: you know, the trip to new york we’ve been planning for so long?
todd: oh, i’m planning that trip with patricia. sorry man!
friend 1: you’re in a beached whale relationship, then. i thought we were friends!
todd: yeah i’d rather be with patricia, and my other friends don’t matter to me anymore.
friend 1: how selfish! well, let me know if you change your mind. have a good life!
todd: oh, i will!”
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