Beachhouse


one has the intention of going to a party to drink excessively and get wild, but then slowly realizes that he/she is hanging out with a group of couples who are boring, snuggling, and will probably go to bed in 45 minutes.
hey man, let’s go over to my friend nicole’s party?
f-ck no! those mother f-ckers will beachhouse your -ss!
oh really?
yeah, they’ll couple condom you mother f-cker.
let’s steal the keg!
f-ck yeah!
a females -ss or to get some -ss
guy a: where you headed tonight?

guy b: i’m of to my beach house (my lady friends)

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