Beaching One
the act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a cr-p. the fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending t-rd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor b-st-rd has to physically remove it.
the boss p-ssed me off this morning, so i decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
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