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• beardcrumbs

  small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving. you’ve left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

• Beatle Bite

  when you put your fingers up the v-g-n- and -n-s then…snap. i made her bleed when i used the beatle bite.

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  when your significant other gives oral s-x under the covers or under your bed sheets. my girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she’s the best little bed gnome

• Bedosky

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