beadtard
when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don’t.
suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from africa that needs to be repaired. she says, “i would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after i had my friend, christina, who’s a bead expert, restring it for me.”
apparently, christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings…
normal beaders would use findings. this is why the necklace keeps coming apart…
christina is a beadtard.
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