Beagle Ears


slang for a v-g-n- with unusually long l-b–. a synonym for meat curtains or roast beef named because the l-b– hang down like the ears of a beagle.
that girl could not wear a bikini because of her mean pair of beagle ears.
male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy’s pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.
roger has some serious beagle ears…those pants must be from high school.
floppy, shapeless br–sts
that chick should not be wearing a bikini top. she’s got a major pair of beagle ears.

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