Bean Juicer
a s-xual act in which one forces a juicer filled with beans into a female’s v-g-n- with great strength, then proceeds to juice the beans and let the juice flow out through the v-g-n-. lemon zest can be added to the beans for an exciting aromatic experience.
jeff: honey, want to try the bean juicer tonight?
kaylei: oh h-ll no you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
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